HELLO MUM

Hmm. I haven't updated this blog since MARCH, which is such a long time that it's a bit like being dead, really. Maybe you thought I...

Apart from the fact that they don’t pay their workers and you know, child labour and stuff, I can’t tell you how much I love...

Waiting for a kid to get over an illness is a bit like waiting for a BT engineer who said he would come at 8am but actually comes at 5.30pm ...

Let me tell you a story about my mattress. (Hey, where are you going?). My mattress is vile. It's like sleeping in Spongebob's squar...

Int. Day. A suburban living room. Chris Brown lies on a DFS recliner listening to his Skullcandy headphones and eating a packet of Mini Ched...

I have been led to believe by other mothers - including my own mother -  that when your kids go to school, life gets easier. 'Oh, it...

Now we're full on OlympicaddicksTM, there's never been a better time to feel shit about yourself because you've not spent the la...